This Ain't No Garden Party, Brother, Thisis

I'm Ric Flair! The Stylin', Profilin', Limousine Riding, Jet Flying, Kiss-stealing, Wheelin' N' Dealin' Son Of A Gun!

And Chris Benoit, As Magnificent As He Looks, Is Not Medically Cleared Yet.

I Think My Fondest Memories Would Be With Sting, And Steamboat, Dusty And Er… I Made A Lot Of Money Wrestling Wahoo Mcdaniel And Jack Mulligan Too. It’d Be Hard To Pinpoint One.

People Think It’s Hard To Travel To The Airports. 9/11 Has Made Our Travel Difficult, With The Security Laws And That. As Far As Comparing What We Do To Driving 3,000 Miles A Week, Making Fifty Bucks A Night, Sometimes One Hundred Bucks A Night, It’s A Lot Different. Guaranteed Contracts, First Class Air Fare, Hilton Hotels In London, Champaign. Waddaya Want? What More Could You Ask For!

Diamonds Are Forever, And So Is Ric Flair!