Think I'll Win. Could Be Big.

At My Age You Find Yourself Looking Back From Time To Time And You Begin To Appreciate Some Of The Things That Happened To You.

Sure, Losing An Election Hurts, But I've Experienced Worse. And At An Age When Every Day Is Precious, Brooding Over What Might Have Been Is Self-defeating. In Conceding The 1996 Election, I Remarked That "tomorrow Will Be The First Time In My Life I Don't Have Anything To Do." I Was Wrong. Seventy-two Hours After Conceding The Election, I Was Swapping Wisecracks With David Letterman On His Late-night Show.

With All The Divisive Forces Tearing At Our Country, We Need The Glue Of Language To Help Hold Us Together. If We Want To Ensure That All Our Children Have The Same Opportunities In Life, Alternative Language Education Should Stop And English Should Be Acknowledged Once And For All As The Official Language Of The United States.

If Lincoln Had An Affair With A Slave Woman, It Would Be An Outrage, But When Clinton Does It With One Of His Staff, Everyone Is Okay With It.

I Know There Are California Oranges And Florida Oranges. When I'm In Florida, I Like Florida Oranges. Today, I Think California Oranges Are The Best, Of Course.