Things Work In Spite Of Me Sometimes.

I've Always Been A Jokester. The Things I Got In Trouble For, When I Was Little, Was Always About Making A Joke Or Setting Up A Prank Or Being Silly When I Should Be Paying Attention.

I'm Human Viagra. I'm Willagra. I'm A Sex Machine Now. I'm Raring To Go Every Second Of The Day. My Wife's Loving It.

Ninety Percent Of What Youre Saying Isnt Coming Out Of Your Mouth.

You Might Have More Talent Than Me, You Might Be Smarter Than Me, You Might Be Sexier Than Me, You Might Be All Of Those Things You Got It On Me In Nine Categories. But If We Get On The Treadmill Together, There Are Two Things: You're Getting Off First, Or I'm Going To Die. It's Really That Simple, Right?

I'm Motivated By Fear...a Fear Of Fear. I Hate Being Afraid To Do Something.