Things Do Not Get Better By Being

If You Mean To Profit, Learn To Please.

You Create Your Own Universe As You Go Along.

My Wife And I Tried Two Or Three Times In The Last 40 Years To Have Breakfast Together, But It Was So Disagreeable We Had To Stop.

He Has All Of The Virtues I Dislike And None Of The Vices I Admire.

I Am Fond Of Pigs. Dogs Look Up To Us. Cats Look Down On Us. Pigs Treat Us As Equals.