Things Can Be Low On The Food

If A Tree Falls In The Woods, And Nobody Is Around To Hear It, And It Hits A Mime, Does Anyone Care?

You Always Hear A Headline Like This, 'man Killed By Shark', You Never Hear It From The Other Perspective, 'man Swims In Shark Infested Waters, Forgets He's Shark Food'.

It Is A Known Fact That The Sheep That Give Us Steel Wool Have No Natural Enemies.

You Know Those Little Snow Globes That You Shake Up? I Always Thought My Brain Was Sort Of Like That. You Know, Where You Just Give It A Shake And Watch What Comes Out And Shake It Again. It's Like That.

The Fuel Light's On, Frank! We're All Going To Die! Wait, Wait... Oh, My Mistake - That's The Intercom Light.