Things Are Rarely Just Crazy Enough To

Things Are Rarely Just Crazy Enough To Work, But They're Frequently Just Crazy Enough To Fail Hilariously.

It's Tempting To Just Write A Comic Called 'everyone Mail Randall Munroe Twenty Bucks' - Maybe It Would Work, And I Could Just Close Down The 'xkcd' Store And Sit On A Beach And Draw Pictures And Make Snarky Reddit Posts For The Rest Of My Life.

Correlation Doesn’t Imply Causation, But It Does Waggle Its Eyebrows Suggestively And Gesture Furtively While Mouthing ‘look Over There.’

The Role Of Gender In Society Is The Most Complicated Thing I’ve Ever Spent A Lot Of Time Learning About, And I’ve Spent A Lot Of Time Learning About Quantum Mechanics.

When Designing An Interface, Imagine That Your Program Is All That Stands Between The User And Hot, Sweaty, Tangled-bedsheets-fingertips-digging-into-the-back Sex.