They're Living Proof That The 3 Stooges

Koko B. Ware … His Mom’s First Name Was Tupper.

I Know All About Cheating. I've Had Six Very Successful Marriages.

Remember Folks, Fish Are Like Relatives. After Two Days, They Stink.

What Are You Doing, Looking At Me With One Eye And Chasing A Fly With The Other?

He Looks Like Something That Fell Out Of A Deck Of Cards!