They Will Only Care When You're Gone.

I've Found Men Are Less Likely To Let Petty Things Annoy Them.

Speaking Of Oscars, I Would Win Overwhelmingly If The Academy Gave An Oscar For Faking Orgasms. I Have Done Some Of My Best Acting Convincing My Partners I Was In The Throes Of Ecstasy.

If I'd Observed All The Rules, I'd Never Have Got Anywhere.

Consider The Fellow. He Never Spends His Time Telling You About His Previous Night's Date. You Get The Idea He Has Eyes Only For You And Wouldn't Think Of Looking At Another Woman.

Wise Girls Kiss But Never Love, Listen But Never Believe, And Leave Befor They Are Left.