They Say I'm Old-fashioned, And Live In

Congratulations! Today Is Your Day!

The Sneetches Got Really Quite Smart On That Day. The Day They Decided That Sneetches Are Sneetches. And No Kind Of Sneetch Is The Best On The Beaches. That Day, All The Sneetches Forgot About Stars And Whether They Had One, Or Not, Upon Thars.

Because When A Guy Does Something Stupid Once, Well, That’s Because He’s Guy. But If He Does The Same Stupid Thing Twice, That’s Usually To Impress Some Girl.

Everything Stinks Till It’s Finished.

You Have To Be Odd To Be Number One.