They Say A Tie Is Like Kissing

The Best Way To Save Face Is Not To Use The Lower Half.

Momentum Is Whatever Your Attitude Determines It To Be.

Nothing Is As Good As It Seems And Nothing Is As Bad, But Somewhere Between Reality Falls.

Broadcasting Is Easy; You Just Talk Until You Think Of Something To Say.

It's Not My Job To Motivate Players. They Bring Extraordinary Motivation To Our Program. It's My Job Not To De-motivate Them.