They Don't Call Me Spontaneous And Irreverant

To Me An Audition Is 30 Crazed People In A Room Waiting To Be Axed.

For Every Sleazeball In The Business There Are Plenty Of Decent And Wonderful People.

Our Culture Is In Moral Chaos. On Tv We Celebrate Freaks Instead Of Honest, Decent People.

I Believe It Was Today Show Fourth-hour Host Kathie Lee Gifford Who Said, 'if Drag Queens Love You, You'll Have The Longest Career In The World. They Know Phony And They Know Real.'

If I Prayed As Much As I Pluck, I'd Be The Dalai Lama.