They Do Say, The Smaller The Feet,

I Hate Mondays - I Hate That Feeling You've Got To Get Yourself Up.

I'm Not Even Really A Joke-teller. I Can Do Ad-lib And Banter, But I Don't Do Jokes.

Although I'm Predominantly Known For Game-shows, I Do Prefer To Be Known As A Performer.

I'm The Leader Of The Pack, Which Makes Me Such A Lucky Jack, For Openers, Here's A Pair Of Cuties, Here's My Darling Dealing Beauties.

Ambition Can Take The Place Of Everything - Even Sex.