They Didn't Want It Good, They Wanted

If A Grasshopper Tries To Fight A Lawnmower, One May Admire His Courage But Not His Judgement.

A Man Who Marries At My Age Isn't Taking A Wife, He's Indenturing A Nurse.

Once A Month, Some Women Act Like Men Act All The Time.

The Only Thing Privacy Laws Accomplish Is Making The Bugs Smaller.

I Believe In The Honest Craft Of Workmen.