They Did Not Know Her-gods Are Hard

Because They're Stupid, That's Why. That's Why Everybody Does Everything.

Trying Is The First Step Toward Failure.

And They Die An Equal Death — The Idler And The Man Of Mighty Deeds.

Sensitive Love Letters Are My Specialty. 'dear Baby, Welcome To Dumpsville. Population: You.'

I'm A White Male, Age 18 To 49. Everyone Listens To Me, No Matter How Dumb My Suggestions Are.