I Never Hid Out. I Was Never

Make Your Melodies Simple Enough So That The Average Person Can Hum Them.

I Never Fixed A Story. I Didn't Make Judgments, I Let The Listener Make Judgments. When I Got To The End Of The Story, If It Had A Moral, I Let The Listener Find It.

A Monkey Was The President, Though Maybe Not The First. And There Was Peace And Harmony Throughout The Universe.

Whiskey's To Tough, Champagne Costs Too Much, Vodka Puts My Mouth In Gear. I Hope This Refrain, Will Help Me Explain, As A Matter Of Fact, I Like Beer.

The Enticing Allure Of Nashville Is That There Is Always Something New Coming Down The Pike. Put This Record On And You’ll Hear Footsteps.