They Advertise On The Radio For Food

Money Has Not Changed Me. I Am Living Proof. I'm Worse Than I Was, All Right, When I Was Poor. I Don't Care About Money. Money - You Can't Buy Me. And I Don't Care About It.

Every Company In America Should Be On Its Knees Thanking Jesus For Being Born. Without Christmas, Most American Businesses Would Be Far Less Profitable. More Than Enough Reason For Business To Be Screaming 'merry Christmas.'

I Used To Be A Wicked Disco Guy.

This Country Is A Better Place Because Fox News Has Succeeded.

Drive Through A Yellow Light, And You May Be Ticketed Thanks To A Camera Tied Onto A Pole. Everybody's Watching Everything. And Then Sending It Out To The World Via Email.