There's Worse That People Can Steal From

What We Think Of As Halloween Is Really The Product Of Media Barons, City Mayors, And Candy-makers. You Know, Before The 1920s, Halloween Was Really A Terrible, Terrible Night.

If You're Not Drunk And Half Naked By This Point, You're Not Paying Attention.

I Haven't Had A Tv In 10 Years, And I Really Don't Miss It. 'cause It's Always So Much More Fun To Be With People Than It Ever Was To Be With A Television.

Every High School Has Its Romeo And Juliet, One Tragic Couple. So Does Every Generation.

Masochism Is A Valuable Job Skill.