There's Still A Thousand Places I Haven't

The Amazing Miracle Of Death, When One Second You're Walking And Talking, And The Next Second You're An Object.

A Good Story Should Make You Laugh, And A Moment Later Break Your Heart.

I Haven't Shoplifted Since I Was 13.

Recycling And Speed Limits Are Bullshit. They're Like Someone Who Quits Smoking On His Deathbed.

To Hell With Housework, Our Top Priority Has Always Been Between Our Legs.