There's Something Kind Of Beautiful About That

If I Were To Just Focus On Stand-up, I Could Actually, Paradoxically Enough, Be Home Way More, Because I Would Leave On A Friday, Go Do A Couple Theaters Friday, Saturday, Maybe Sunday, Come Home.

It's Like Our Country Is Being Run By A Bunch Of Bad Alcoholic Dads Right Now.

Any Comedian Who Tells You How Dark And Dangerous They Are, They're Not Dark And Dangerous.

I Really Do Love Doing Stand-up, And I Don't See Why It Should Affect The Acting. And I Just Want More Interesting Jobs. I Just Want To Keep Doing Stuff That's Different, Rather Than Saying, "okay, I've Become Known For This, And I'll Just Do This From Now On." If I Feel Like I've Done This One Thing, I Never Want To Do It Again. I Want To Do Something Totally Different.

Zombies Can't Believe The Energy We Waste On Nonfood Pursuits.