There's Really No Point In Having Children

Flying Back From New York, The Flight Attendant Said 'god, I Wished You Were Here Yesterday, We Had A Stroke On The Plane.' I Said, 'if I Have A Stroke On A Plane, I Hope The Pretend Doctor Isn't The One On The Plane. I Want A Real Doctor.'

David Fincher Is A Longtime Friend. As A Director, My Wife Had Worked With Him As A Makeup Artist When He Would Do Madonna Videos Years Before, And His Child And My Oldest Child Were In Preschool Together, So We're Kind Of Dad-friends Through That, Too.

It's Difficult To Keep That Perspective, I Think, As A Parent: To Know Your Boundaries As To What's Good Parenting Or Just Projecting Your Own Expectations On Your Kids. That's The Hardest.

I'm The Youngest Of Five Kids, And I Wanted Attention. And In Santa Barbara, There Was Lots Of Theater Going On, So For That Area, It Was A Little Bit Like Playing Little League Baseball. There Were Dance Classes, Theater Classes, And I Just Loved It.

I Did Tons Of Theater In School, And Then When I Was 16 And Got My Driver's License, I Started Driving To Los Angeles, Along With My Friend Eric Stoltz, Who Was A Year Ahead Of Me And Was Doing The Same Thing. So We Had The Same Manager, And We Started Auditioning For Things And Doing Commercials When We Were 16.