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If I Put Myself On The Ballot And Even 50 People Voted For Me, It'd Be A Travesty.

If 98 Out Of 100 Doctors Tell Me I've Got A Problem, I Should Take Their Advice. And If Those Two Other Doctors Get Paid By Big Snack Food, Like Certain Climate Deniers Get Paid By Big Coal, I Shouldn't Take Their Advice.

Gary Bauer Is A Very Good - He's A Good Friend Of Mine.

I'm The New York Jew Who Actually Grew Up In Minnesota.

We Need An Investigation, Because We Don't Know What Donald Trump Owes Russia. We Don't Know How Many Russian Oligarchs Have Invested In His Business.