There's Only One Way To Work --

Among The Reasons Marriages Fail, Sex Ranks No Higher Than Fourth, Behind Money, Having Only One Bathroom, And An Inability To Communicate, Reasons One, Two And Three.

[on Gay Men:] Let Me Say, A More Artistic, Appreciative Group Of People For The Arts Does Not Exist ... They Are More Knowledgeable, More Loving Of The Arts. They Make The Average Male Look Stupid.

I've Been Lucky. I'll Be Lucky Again.

The Secret Of Marriage Is: Separate Bedrooms And Separate Bathrooms.

Today Everyone Is A Star - They're All Billed As 'starring' Or 'also Starring'. In My Day, We Earned That Recognition.