There's Only One God. Call Him Whatever

Santa Claus Wears A Red Suit, He Must Be A Communist. And A Beard And Long Hair, Must Be A Pacifist. What's In That Pipe That He's Smoking?

Coming Into Los Angeles, Bringing In A Couple Of Keys. Don't Touch My Bags, If You Please Mr. Customs Man.

Greed And Globalization Aren't Just America's Fault.

Ostrich Is A Very Lean Meat. Bison Is A Very Lean Meat. Chicken Is A Very Lean Meat. Notice Something About My Favorite Meats?

We Would Turn Everything Into Songs In Those Days...a Lot Of People Think "alice's Restaurant" Was An Anti-war Song. It's Not.