There's No Such Thing As Bad Publicity.

If I Was Not A Remarkably Modest Man, I Should Probably Brag A Little, And Say That I Had Done What No American Ever Before Accomplished By Visiting The Queen At Her Palace Twice Within Eight Days.

If I Shoot At The Sun, I May Hit A Star.

I Would Rather Hear The Pleased Laugh Of A Child Over Some Feature Of My Exhibition Than Receive As I Did The Flattering Compliments Of The Prince Of Wales.

Literature Is One Of The Most Interesting And Significant Expressions Of Humanity.

The Plan Of "counting The Chickens Before They Are Hatched" Is An Error Of Ancient Date, But It Does Not Seem To Improve By Age.