There's No Political Point Worth My Son's

I Never Had An Interest In Being A Mayor ’cause That’s A Real Job. You Have To Produce. That’s Why I Was Able To Be A Senator For 36 Years.

I Believe Health Care Is A Basic Right. If Education - You're Entitled To An Education, Why Wouldn't You Be Entitled To Adequate Health Care? Period.

Well, I Thought The Deal Was, When You Went To Work For The Government You Weren't Supposed To Make Money!

If Your Kitchen Table Is Like Mine, You Sit There At Night Before You Put The Kids To Bed And You Talk About What You Need. You Talk About How Much You Are Worried About Being Able To Pay The Bills. Ladies And Gentlemen, That Is Not A Worry John Mccain Has To Worry About. It's A Pretty Hard Experience. He'll Have To Figure Out Which Of The Seven Kitchen Tables To Sit At.

I Should Start With An Apology To Rudy Giuliani. I Said Every Sentence Rudy Utters Has A Noun, A Verb, And 9/11 In It. I Was Wrong. He Called Me To Tell Me After Pat Robertson's Endorsement, There's An Amen In Every Sentence He Says Too.