There's No Photo-shoot Academy. If There Was,

I've Had Experiences In My Life Where I've Met Certain People That Have Opened Up Something In Me And Given Me Hope And A New Outlook On Life.

I'm Not, Like, Daniel Day Lewis. Yet. I Will Get There!

My People Would Love It If I Smiled More, If I Was More 'approachable.'

With Stand-up, It Doesn't Matter Who You Are. If The Audience Claps Because They Love Your Movies, That Clapping Stops After Five Seconds, And Then It's Your Job To Make Them Laugh.

It Would Be Hilarious If I Worked In A Bowling Alley.