There's No Male Oprah.

I'm A Lapsed Catholic In The Best Sense Of The Word.

The Thing With Movies Is, Because You Have So Little Time, I Always Feel Like There Are More Things We Could've Done With The Character. If We'd Done A Sequel To 'the Thomas Crown Affair,' What Would That Have Been Like? But For The Most Part, You Try Not To Think Of That, Because It's Just Going To Break Your Heart.

Everybody's Vying For People's Attention In Terms Of Eyeballs, Earholes, And Dollars.

I Had A Relationship With An Italian Chick That Was Built On Just Fighting And Sex. As Much As All Women Won't Let Go Of Stuff, Italian Girls Won't Let Go Of Anything. And She Punched Really Hard. I Got Tired Of The Arguing It Took To Get To The Sex.

Nobody Can Make More Fun Of Me Than I Already Make Of Myself.