There's No Greater Service To This Country

Those Who Seek Absolute Power, Even Though They Seek It To Do What They Regard As Good, Are Simply Demanding The Right To Enforce Their Own Version Of Heaven On Earth. And Let Me Remind You, They Are The Very Ones Who Always Create The Most Hellish Tyrannies. Absolute Power Does Corrupt, And Those Who Seek It Must Be Suspect And Must Be Opposed.

If You Don't Mind Smelling Like Peanut Butter For Two Or Three Days, Peanut Butter Is Darn Good Shaving Cream.

History Has To Judge Every Man Who Served. I Don't Know How They're Going To Treat Me. I May Be The Worst S.o.b. That Ever Came Down The Pike. But I Won't Lose Any Sleep Over It. I Just Like To Be Remembered As An Honest Person Who Tried.

I Say That When You Elect A President You Want A Man To Manage The Legitimate Business Of Your Government. The Government That Is Big Enough To Give You Everything You Want Is Big Enough To Take It Away.

It's A Great Country, Where Anybody Can Grow Up To Be President . . . Except Me.