There's No Experience Like On-the-job Training.

I Wore A Thong And A Bra And A Wig. Those Things Hurt. I Mean, Thongs? Like, They Dig In. It Takes A Tough Man To Be A Woman.

When You Become Deeply Involved With Someone, Their Problems Become Yours, And Vice Versa. It's Family.

I've Been Divorced And I Had To Get Back Out There Be Single Again And Do Some Of That In The Genuinely Miserable State Where You Really Do Wonder What The Hell Is Going On. And You Feel Like Trying To Have Casual Conversation With Someone You Don't Know On The Surface Of The Moon Or Something.

Once Someone Is In Your Family Orbit, There's A Mutual Responsibility, And Whatever Happens To Them Happens To You.

I Had Kind Of Sworn Off Network Tv A While Ago.