Theres No Drama Like Wrestling.

Theres No Drama Like Wrestling.

The Critics Try To Intellectualize My Material. There's No Satire Involved. Satire Is A Concept That Can Only Be Understood By Adults. My Stuff Is Straight, For People Of All Ages.

As They Say In My Country, The Only Thing That Separates Us From The Animals Is Mindless Superstition And Pointless Ritual.

My Mother Sent Me To Psychiatrists Since The Age Of Four Because She Didnt Think Little Boys Should Be Sad. When My Brother Was Born, I Stared Out The Window For Days. Can You Imagine That?

I Never Told A Joke In My Life.