There's An Old Saying That You Don't

Everyone Thinks Their Baby Is A Genius. People Find It Delightfully Refreshing When I Tell Them, My Baby? Totally Average. Like, 100 Percent Average.

Making A Mix Cd - Albeit Slightly Old School - Is Generally A Pretty Cool Gift And Something I Like To Receive, Or Giving Someone A Book That Moved You. Writing An Inscription Inside Makes It Even Better.

I'll Do Whatever It Takes For A Movie. I Don't Really Care What That Is.

You Can Be Deported Back To Canada, Absolutely, For A Shockingly Minor Infraction. Little Bar Fight. Next Thing You Know You Are Back In Sascatchuan. Which I'm Not From, Thank God... But It Did Concern Me.

When Your Dad's A Cop, Calling 911 Is Really Just Like Calling Dad At Work.