There's A Lot Of Advantages To Being

I'm Not Like That Smart. I Like, Forget Stuff All The Time.

I Don't Want To Be Known As The Hilton Heiress, Because I Didn't Do Anything For That.

I Love Marilyn Monroe. I Think She Was The Coolest Blonde. I Think Like Me She Just Didn't Care What Anyone Thinks. She's Happy. She's Smiling. I Don't Know, I Just Always Thought She Was So Beautiful And She Just Seemed, Like, Magical.

If I Was A President I Want To Put An End To Only Large Financial Contributors, Lobbyists, Inside-the-beltway Fat Cats, And Corporate Bigwigs Getting To Sleep In The Lincoln Bedroom. I Will Keep That Room Open Only For People For Whom It Is Too Late To Drive After Attending One Of My Secret-underground-bunker-after-hours Parties.

All It Takes Is One Drink To Mess With The Way You Drive - It Clouds Your Judgment And Slows Your Reflexes. Don't Take Any Chances. It Just Isn't Worth It.