There's A Little Spinal Tap In All

Some Maniac Butcher Is Trying To Hack Away Your Balls.

The Minute You Step Onstage, You Get Eight Feet Taller.

My Fastest Time In High School Was A 4:29 Mile. I Think Cross-country Has Something To Do With My Longevity In My Business. When You're In An Eight-mile Race, You Never Give Up.

You Know It's Always Funny - The More Legend Awards You Get, The Closer You Get To The Grave, I Guess, I Am Going Full Strength Right Now So It's Great To Get These While You're Alive, I'd Hate To Get Them After You're Dead.

Golf Is The Crack Of Sports. If You Hit Five Good Shots, You Know You Can Hit Six Good Shots. The Next Time You Hit Six Good Shots, You Know You Can Hit Seven.