There's A Band In A Garage Right

I Love Everything About My Job, Except Being Away From The Kids.

How Come Drummers Leave Their Drumsticks On The Dashboard Of Their Car? So They Can Park In The Handicapped Spaces.

I Stopped Doing Drugs When I Was 20. I Was Finished With Drugs Before Nirvana Even Started.

You Know Why Foo Fighters Have Been A Band For 20 Years? Because I've Never Really Told Anybody What I Think Of Them. The Last Thing You Ever Want To Do Is Go To Therapy With Your Band.

I Think Maybe People See Bands And Musicians As Some Sort Of Superhero Unrealistic Sport That Happens In Another Dimension Where It's Not Real People And Not Real Emotions. So, I Grew Up Listening To Beatles Records On My Floor. That's How I Learned How To Play Guitar. If It Weren't For Them, I Wouldn't Be A Musician.