There Were No Spells At My School,

I Used To Be Gay, But I Was Forced To Give It Up, Because It Made My Eyes Water.

I Never Met My Theater Fans. I'm Out The Stage Door Five Minutes After The Curtain Goes Up. So That's It. I Don't Even Know Who Comes, But Thank God They Do Come. I Can't Tell. I Keep My Head Down. I Don't Meet Them. The Fans From "harry Potter" Are Kids Who Stop Me In The Street. I Love That. That's Terrific. I Was Amazed How Many Do.

Oh Yeah, I'd Love To Be A Comedian. I've Done A Lot, But Always In The Confines Of Plays.

A Child Did Approach Me In A Restaurant In Cornwall, But He Thought I Was Gandalf.

Paul Schofield Said Something Like, 'if I'm Not Acting In A Play, I Don't Really Exist.' Those Weren't The Exact Words, But He Meant It's Only When I'm Acting In A Play That I've Got Something To Say About The World. And Then Why Should I Talk, When People Can Come To See It?