There Was So Much To Learn And

There's No Good Guys And Bad Guys.

Mark Twain Cannot Be Defined.

To Communicate With Each Other, We Got To Get Mad At Each Other Sometimes.

I Never, Ever Update Mark Twain. I Don't Modernize It. I Let The Audience Update The Material. When I Go Out On Stage, I'm Trying To Make The Audience Believe They're Looking At This Guy Who Died 104 Years Ago And Listening To Him And Saying To Themselves, "jesus, He Could Be Talking About Today." And That's The Point.

When The Audience Begins To See The Sunrise On That It's Hard For Them To Turn Away From It Because They're Listening To A Man Talking To Them From Over A Century Ago. And Nothing Has Changed. So What Are You Going To Do About That?