There Was No Way Jacob Would Voluntarily

Hasn’t Anyone Ever Told You? Life Isn’t Fair.

But If You Ever Bring Her Back Damaged Again - And I Don't Care Whose Fault It Is; I Don't Care If She Merely Trips, Or If A Meteor Falls Out Of The Sky And Hits Her In The Head - If You Return Her To Me In Less Than The Perfect Condition That I Left Her In, You Will Be Running With Three Legs. Do You Understand That, Mongrel?

Perhaps Without The Lows, The Highs Could Not Be Reached.

Jasper? What Do Vampires Do For Bachelor Parties? You're Not Taking Him To A Strip Club, Are You?

Everyone Needs A Little Edward In Their Life