There Was Never A Good War, Or

Beer Is God's Way Of Telling Us That He Loves Us And Wants Us To Be Happy.

You Will See In This My Notion Of Good Works, That I Am Far From Expecting To Merit Heaven By Them. By Heaven We Understand A State Of Happiness, Infinite In Degree, And Eternal In Duration. I Can Do Nothing To Deserve Such Rewards... Even The Mixed Imperfect Pleasures We Enjoy In This World, Are Rather From God's Goodness Than Our Merit, How Much More Such Happiness Of Heaven!

She Laughs At Everything You Say. Why? Because She Has Fine Teeth.

An Egg To Day Is Better Than A Hen To-morrow.

If You Would Persuade, You Must Appeal To Interest Rather Than Intellect.