There Was An Austerely Dignified Award Ceremony.

Creative Writing Teachers Should Be Purged Until Every Last Instructor Who Has Uttered The Words 'write What You Know' Is Confined To A Labor Camp. Please, Talented Scribblers, Write What You Don't. The Blind Guy With The Funny Little Harp Who Composed The Iliad, How Much Combat Do You Think He Saw?

Authority Has Always Attracted The Lowest Elements In The Human Race

The Democrats Said, "we Don't Know What's Wrong With America, But We Can Fix It." The Republicans Said, "there's Nothing Wrong With America, And We Can Fix That."

Everybody Knows How To Raise Children, Except The People Who Have Them.

When You Think Of The Good Old Days, Think One Word: Dentistry.