There Was A Time I Thought I

The Clave Thinks The Wards Will Stand Forever Because They’ve Stood For A Thousand Years. But So Did Rome, Till The Barbarians Came. Everything Falls Someday

Do You Have A Lot Of Other Profound Thoughts Like That? Blood Is Blood? A Toaster Is A Toaster? A Gelatinous Cube Is A Gelatinous Cube?

He's Probably Never Met A Six-foot Tall Hot Elf-women In A Fur Bikini Either.

If You Were Half As Funny As You Think You Are, You'd Be Twice As Funny As You Are Now.

Wanting What You Could Not Have Led To Misery And Madness