There Was A 10- And 8-year Difference

I Was Being Flirted With For 'modern Family,' Which My Wife Still Hasn't Let Me Live Down, But It's One Of Those Things Where That Show Is So Brilliant Because The Casting Couldn't Be Any More Perfect. It Wouldn't Have Been Right For Me, And I Wouldn't Have Been Right For It.

I Was Like A Borscht Belt Comedian Trapped In The Body Of A 6-year-old. I Was Channeling Jackie Mason At 7.

One Of My Top 10 Favorite Movies Of All Time Was South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut. Team America Is A Work Of Genius To Me.

I Grew Up On 'lawrence' And 'zhivago'. A Legacy With Not One But Multiple Timeless Classics.

There Was A 10- And 8-year Difference Between Us, So My Brothers Were Into Tormenting Me And I Was Into Getting Away From Them.