There Should Be Three Days A Week

I Did Standup While Still Working For Johnny Carson In The Mid-'60s, Thus Gaining The Advantage Of At Least Getting Laughs From Him About How I Hadn't The Night Before.

Anyone Working In The Media Can Tell You That There Seems To Be An Always-ready-to-explode Segment Of The Populace For Whom Offense Is A Fate Worse Than Anything Imaginable. You'd Think Offense Is One Of The Most Calamitous Things That Could Happen To A Human Being; Right Up There With The Loss Of A Limb, Or Just Missing A Parking Space.

A Grown Man, Weeping, Is A Tough Thing To See.

Sloppy Language Leads To Sloppy Thought, And Sloppy Thought To Sloppy Legislation.

Why Are Sex And Violence Always Linked? I'm Afraid They'll Blur Together In People's Minds - Sexandviolence - Until We Can't Tell Them Apart. I Expect To Hear A Newscaster Say, "the Mob Became Unruly And The Police Were Forced To Resort To Sex."