There Shall Be Weeping And Gnashing Of

Ye Cannot Serve God And Mammon.

Hypocrites Do The Devil's Drudgery In Christ's Livery.

Starting At About, I Guess, Forever, I've Always Looked Forward To Getting Older. When I Was 14, I Couldn't Wait To Be 16 And Get A Driver's License.

I Don't Know How To Work A Room. It's A Real Skill.

My Father – Who I Know Is Up There Right Now, With A Big Pot Of Gumbo, He’s Got A Lemon Meringue Pie, He’s Probably In His Underwear, And He’s Got A Cold Can Of Miller Lite – And He’s Dancing.