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Ours Is A Government Of Checks And Balances. The Mafia And Crooked Businessmen Make Out Checks, And The Politicians And Other Compromised Officials Improve Their Bank Balances.

Millions Of Germans Had Absolute Faith In Hitler. Millions Of Russians Had Faith In Stalin. Millions Of Chinese Had Faith In Mao. Billions Have Had Faith In Imaginary Gods.

If The Old Testament Were A Reliable Guide In The Matter Of Capital Punishment, Half The People In The United States Would Have To Be Killed Tomorrow.

Radio Is The Theater Of The Mind; Television Is The Theater Of The Mindless.

Without Laughter Life On Our Planet Would Be Intolerable. So Important Is Laughter To Us That Humanity Highly Rewards Members Of One Of The Most Unusual Professions On Earth, Those Who Make A Living By Inducing Laughter In Others. This Is Very Strange If You Stop To Think Of It: That Otherwise Sane And Responsible Citizens Should Devote Their Professional Energies To Causing Others To Make Sharp, Explosive Barking-like Exhalations.