There Is Only One Success - To

The Man Who Never In His Life Has Washed The Dishes With His Wife Or Polished Up The Silver Plate - He Still Is Largely Celibate.

The Real Purpose Of Books Is To Trap The Mind Into Doing Its Own Thinking.

Heavy Hearts, Like Heavy Clouds In The Sky, Are Best Relieved By The Letting Of A Little Water.

Blessed Is He Who Has Never Been Tempted; For He Knows Not The Frailty Of His Rectitude.

Truth, Like Milk, Arrives In The Dark But Even So, Wise Dogs Don't Bark. Only Mongrels Make It Hard For The Milkman To Come Up The Yard.