There Is Nothing Worse That A Thirteen-year-old

My Mother Always Accused Me Of Being In Love With The Sound Of My Own Voice. When We Went On Road Trips, She'd Be Like, 'stop Singing. Be Quiet, You're Talking Just To Hear Yourself Speak.' It Was Probably True. I Like To Ramble On, Which Is Probably Why I'm Well Suited To Interviews. You Know, There's No Other Forum Where You're Literally Supposed To Sit Down And Just Talk For Hours About Yourself. I Love It.

I've Seen High And Lows. When Things Go Well That Doesn't Make Me Feel Like Some Genius. Nor Will I Allow The Next Disappointment To Make Me Feel Like A Complete Failure.

I'm Always Described As 'cocksure' Or 'with A Swagger,' And That Bears No Resemblance To Who I Feel Like Inside. I Feel Plagued By Insecurity.

I Hate The Whole Reluctant Sex-symbol Thing. It's Such Bull. You See These Dudes Greased Up, In Their Underwear, Talking About How They Don't Want To Be A Sex Symbol.

I'm In The Worst Place You Can Be. I Sell Magazines And Not Movie Tickets.