There Is Nothing Worse Than Grilled Vegetables.

In Spite Of Food Fads, Fitness Programs, And Health Concerns, We Must Never Lose Sight Of A Beautifully Conceived Meal.

Some Children Like To Make Castles Out Of Their Rice Pudding, Or Faces With Raisins For Eyes. It Is Forbidden -- So Sternly That, When They Grow Up, They Take A Horrid Revenge By Dying Meringues Pale Blue Or Baking Birthday Cakes In The Form Of Horseshoes Or Lyres Or Whatnot.

Just Speak Very Loudly And Quickly, And State Your Position With Utter Conviction, As The French Do, And You'll Have A Marvelous Time!

Forget The Cheap White Wine: Go To Beef And Gin!

My, I Get So Depressed After A Poor Meal; That's Why I Can Never Stay In England For More Than A Week.