There Is No Weapon In The Feminine

The Reason Husbands And Wives Do Not Understand Each Other Is Because They Belong To Different Sexes.

The Comfortable And Comforting People Are Those Who Look Upon The Bright Side Of Life; Gathering Its Roses And Sunshine And Making The Most That Happens Seem The Best.

There Isn't A Single Human Being Who Hasn't Plenty To Cry Over, And The Trick Is To Make The Laughs Outweigh The Tears.

The Price Of Indulging Yourself In Your Youth In The Things You Cannot Afford Is Poverty And Dependence In Your Old Age.

Drying A Widow's Tears Is One Of The Most Dangerous Occupations Known To Man.