There Is No Way I Could Have

The Nice Thing About Piracy Is, It Allows The Public To Get Independent Art, To Get A Variety Of Music And Movies.

It's A Lonely World, Being Independent, And They Can Come Away With The Idea That If Lloyd Kaufman Can Make Movies With People Getting Their Heads Squashed, With Hard-bodied Lesbians, Women Masturbating With Pickles, Graphic Diarrhea, And Singing And Dancing Chicken Zombies - If He Can Do That For 40 Years And Put His Kids Through Yale, Columbia, And Duke - If That Idiot Can Do It, Anybody Can Do It.

There Is No Way I Could Have Ever Dared To Make A Documentary, Much Less Have The Money To Make A Documentary, If It Was On 16mm. But, With The Magic Of Digital.

The Dean Of The American Film Institute Has Written That I'm One Of The Very Few Auteurs In America. I've Had Freedom For 40 Years To Create Art That Is Totally Personal And Is What I Believe In.

Luckily, I've Never Been Offered A Directing Job That Was Lucrative. I've Never Heard, "here's $800,000 To Remake Sisters."