There Is No Sunrise So Beautiful That

Why Is Everyone Trying To Tell Me That When You Get Older It Gets Better?

I Think Sometimes People Think Cheerful Is A Synonym For Dumb, So No One Is Ever Cheerful.

Nothing Gives You Confidence Like Being A Member Of A Small, Weirdly Specific, Hard-to-find Demographic.

I Really Think Guys Only Need Two Pairs Of Shoes. A Nice Pair Of Black Shoes And A Pair Of Chuck Taylors.

Of Course, Everyone Wants To Be Mythologized In A Great Way.